♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A-- WE'RE GONNA HAVE A ♪
♪ GET UP GET UP ♪
♪ IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON ♪
♪ RIGHT UP ♪
♪ NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
JASON, STEPHANIE.
INSIDE VOICE AND WALKING FEET, PLEASE.
YES, MISS BELL.
[MAN] LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
JAMES!
SO HAPPY YOU MADE IT.
OF COURSE, I MADE IT. NEXT TIME,
USE THAT APP I SHOWED YOU.
AND YOU'LL SEE
IF I'M NOT WITH YOU.
I'M ALWAYS ON MY WAY.
SO, HOW WAS THE BIG HOLIDAY PAGEANT?
UH, TERRIFIC.
IF YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT TWO OF THE SHEPHERDS
WERE PICKING THEIR NOSES,
AND MARY TWISTED HER ANKLE ON THE DREIDEL.
OH, A JUDEO-CHRISTIAN MISHAP.
I'M SO HAPPY WE'RE SPENDING
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
SO, YOU READY FOR TONIGHT?
THE BALLANTINE CAPITAL HOLIDAY PARTY
IS THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON.
AT LEAST TO THE BALLANTINES.
I'M STILL DEBATING ON WHAT TO WEAR.
WELL, I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU WEAR,
YOU WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
AND MY MOTHER WILL SCRUTINIZE YOUR DRESS
AND FIND IT DISTASTEFUL.
OH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
IT WILL BE, AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER.
COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU MY CLASSROOM. OH.
♪ FROSTY HAS HIS TOP HAT ♪
♪ RUDOLPH HIS RED NOSE ♪
GOOD JOB TODAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
BYE EVERYONE, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MISS BELL?
OH, MRS. LO, WASN'T BOBBY JUST DARLING?
I CAN'T FIND HIM. I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
OH, I'M SURE HE'S HERE.
OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK THE CUBBY ROOM,
AND I'LL LOOK IN THE CLASSROOM. OKAY.
I'M SURE HE'S HIDING UNDER ONE OF THE DESKS.
OH, YEAH.
[MAN] COME ON, GET IN THE CAR.
HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I LEFT MY SCARF BY THE MANGER.
WILL YOU RUN AND GET IT?
SCARF RETRIEVAL. CAN DO.
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
I'LL GO CHECK ON BOBBY.
STOP!
MISS BELL?
MISS BELL, THAT'S MY DAD.
HE IS? YOU ARE?
UH-HUH.
OH. OH, UH...
WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
THE FACULTY WAS INFORMED THAT YOUR
VISITATION RIGHTS HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
BOBBY, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DAD
AND THEN GO FIND YOUR MOM.
OKAY. I LOVE YOU, DAD.
BYE, BOBBY.
BYE.
DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? YEAH.
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M IN THE HOLIDAY MOOD, MR. LO.
YOU SEE, IF I CALL THIS IN TO THE POLICE,
YOU WOULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
BUT IF YOU DID,
THEY'LL PROBABLY GIVE YOU A BREAK.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
[JAMES] WAS HE UNDER THE DESK?
YEP, I KNOW MY BOBBY.
SO YOU READY TO FACE MY PARENTS?
UH, I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.
♪ [PIANO PLAYS CAROL]
BEFORE MY MOTHER GETS THE CHANCE TO BERATE YOU,
I HAVE TO SAY, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
MM, FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE.
[CHUCKLES]
HONEY...
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO QUIET?
THIS IS A PARTY, ISN'T IT?
SHH, DON'T TELL THEM.
THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY SMILE.
OH, GOT IT.
UH-OH, INCOMING BALLANTINES AT TEN O'CLOCK.
NOW, REMEMBER, MY PARENTS ARE OLD MONEY.
OLD ESTABLISHMENT. ALOOF.
UPPER CRUST. AND ARROGANT.
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN-- HI!
HI, DAD.
JAMES.
MOM. DARLING.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...
TORY BELL.
HI.
TOLD YOU.
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US, TARA.
IT'S-- IT'S TORY.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
WELL, NOT HALF AS HAPPY AS YOURS IS GOING TO BE.
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE SOUNDS SO EXCITING.
OH, NEVER BEEN? [PHONE VIBRATES]
SORRY.
UM...
WILL YOU JUST EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?
DAD, I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR RESERVATIONS,
BUT I REALLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR TORY.
HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GIRL?
I KNOW I CARE ABOUT HER, I KNOW I WANT TO BE WITH HER,
AND I KNOW, FOR ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.
[MAN] GUESS WHO?
SORRY, DRAWING A BLANK.
I'M HURT, TORNADO.
SPENDING SIX YEARS ON THE INSIDE
KEPT YOUR MEMORY VERY FRESH FOR ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY ALLOWED CALLS THIS LATE.
[MAN CHUCKLES]
READ THE MORNING PAPERS, BELL. I'M OUT.
AND I'M COMING FOR YOU.
ALL OF YOU.
FRESH GLASS? I HAVE TO GO.
GO WHERE? I HAVE TO LEAVE.
AH, I GET IT, YOU'RE--
NO, I-- I HAVE TO LEAVE.
NEW YORK. RIGHT NOW.
NO, W-- I CAN'T GET INTO IT RIGHT NOW.
IT'S JUST-- IT'S TOO MUCH.
BUT I LOVE YOU.
I'M ABOUT TO GIVE MY TOAST.
WHERE SHOULD WE ALL STAND?
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO GO.
BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE A GREAT TOAST.
ARE YOU OKAY? I'M FINE.
YOU SURE? I'M SURE.
I HAVE TO GO HELP MY PARENTS WITH--
STUFF.
TORY? JAMES, PLEASE.
TORY, I JUST NEED TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE OKAY, THAT WE'RE OKAY.
WE'RE TOTALLY OKAY.
LOOK, I PROMISE, I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU
AT NEW YEAR'S. NEW YEAR'S?
WHAT ABOUT-- I WILL SO MAKE THIS UP TO YOU.
IT WILL BE A WHOLE DIFFERENT KIND OF CELEBRATION.
SOMETHING LIKE...
[WHISPERS]
YOU CAN DO THAT?
WILLING TO TRY.
OKAY, I'M COMPLETELY BAFFLED,
BUT MY NEW YEAR'S COUNTDOWN STARTS NOW.
[GIGGLES]
NEW YEAR'S.
YOU ARE A MYSTERIOUS WOMAN, TORY BELL.
MA'AM. THANK YOU.
TENTH AND FIRST FOR A QUICK STOP.
THEN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY. AND HURRY, PLEASE.
BABY!
DADDY!
SWEETHEART!
MOMMY!
OH! DID YOU FLIP YOUR DADDY AGAIN?
YEAH.
MA, CLOTHES.
OH, BEING SUCH A PRUDE.
LOOK, SHE'S SO CUTE.
LOOK AT YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL NEW YORKER NOW.
I CAN... HARDLY...
I'M GONNA GET YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR SHOULDER.
SHE TOOK YOU DOWN PRETTY HARD.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, DAD?
THAT MOVE HAS NEVER WORKED ON ME.
YOU HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS?
UH, KIND OF, FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
YOU'RE NOT SPENDING IT WITH THAT NEW GUY?
I GOOGLED HIM. I GOTTA KNOW
WHAT MY LITTLE GIRL IS UP TO.
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, LOOK.
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BUT...
I'M ACTUALLY NOT JUST HERE FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
I GOT A CALL.
MARTY'S MOTORCYCLES?
I PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CHRISTMAS RAFFLE.
I GOT A CALL FROM MANUCCI.
HE'S STILL GOT 20 YEARS ON HIS SENTENCE.
HE'S OUT.
AND HE'S COMING FOR US.
FOR ME.
HE THREATENED YOU?
I WAS ALWAYS AFRAID OF THIS.
YOU TOOK HIM OUT WHEN YOU WERE JUST A TEENAGER.
THAT DROVE HIM CRAZY.
WELL THEN, WE GOTTA TAKE HIM DOWN AGAIN.
PUT HIM AWAY FOR GOOD.
I'LL GET COUSIN BONES TO PUT A TAIL
ON MANUCCI'S SISTER.
I WANNA KNOW WHERE BIG DONNA'S HEADING.
NOBODY THREATENS THE BELLS.
NOBODY.
WELCOME HOME, TORNADO.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
[GALE] OUR TAIL SAID BIG DONNA SHOULD BE HERE.
YEP, BIG DONNA'S DEFINITELY HERE.
YOU AND ME, WE'LL SUIT UP SO DONNA AND HER BODYGUARDS
DON'T PICK US OUT.
MOM? WHAT'S UP?
YOU NEVER COULD GET YOUR HAIR RIGHT YOURSELF.
[CHUCKLES]
[TORY COUGHS]
STILL GORGEOUS.
THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME.
USED TO.
CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT MY BABY GIRL BACK.
YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS?
YEAH, I'M COOL.
MA? YEAH, HON?
WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES ME IN THESE PANTS?
[GALE CHUCKLES]
LET'S GO CATCH A BAD GUY.
[TORY] YOU SURE I LOOK OKAY?
[GALE] I THINK YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
WOW.
[TORY] HE'S YOUR TAIL?
JUST CAUSE YOU TWO BROKE UP
DOESN'T MEAN WE FIRED HIM.
HEY, COME HERE.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
I LOVE SOUNDING OFFICIAL.
WHAT?
ELECTRIC BLUE PUMPS LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
VERY FUNNY, BUT I HAVE WORK TO DO.
YOU TWEAKING ON SEEING ME AGAIN?
I'M NOT TWEAKING, I JUST...
I WANNA GET THIS DONE, AND I DON'T WANT ANY DISTRACTIONS.
I'M A DISTRACTION NOW?
SAY, I USED TO BE YOUR PARTNER.
I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND NOW.
AND A NEW LIFE.
I HEARD. IN FACT, MOST OF TRENTON HAS HEARD.
INVESTMENT BANKER. PRETTY FANCY.
OKAY, AS MUCH AS I'M ENJOYING THIS SMALL TALK,
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
AS SOON AS WE SEE BIG DONNA,
[THROUGH RADIO] YOU GUYS TAKE THE BODYGUARDS OUT.
I'LL GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO DROP
THE TRACKING DEVICE, THEN WE'RE OUT.
DAD, TORY. YOU COPY?
SWEETIE, CODE NAMES, REMEMBER?
RIGHT.
TORNADO TO BANSHEE ONE.
ANY SIGHTING OF THE TARGET?
NO TARGET PRESENT. BLACK HAWK?
NO VISUAL.
HO HO HO!
I'VE GOT HER. SHE'S DEFINITELY COVERED.
[GALE] DID SHE SPY YOU?
NO, SHE'S LOOKING AT SHOES.
HIDEOUS SHOES, BUT SHOES.
[HAWK] AND THE BODYGUARDS?
TOO CLOSE. WE CAN'T MOVE YET.
SHE'S AT THE SALON.
THERE'S NO WAY THEY'LL LET THE BODYGUARDS
INTO THE TREATMENT ROOMS.
NOW'S THE TIME TO TAKE THEM OUT.
[TORY GIGGLES]
I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO TOUCH UP MY GELS.
SURE, LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
WHENEVER YOU HAVE AN OPENING.
MOVE, NOW.
IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY.
THE RIGHT UNDERGARMENT MAKES A WOMAN
FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.
YOU COMING?
SHE'LL BE IN THERE A WHILE.
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO HIT THE HEAD.
ALL RIGHT.
[GROANS]
ONE DOWN, HE'LL BE OUT FOR A WHILE.
HO HO HO.
WANT A CLOSER LOOK?
COME ON, DON'T BE SHY.
[GROANS]
TWO DOWN AND OUT.
[MEN GRUNT]
A... PUPPY?
[FIGHT OVER RADIO]
COME ON, MIKE.
COME ON.
[KID] THANK YOU, SANTA.
IS... IS HE OKAY?
YEAH, HE SLIPPED. YEAH.
THREE DOWN. IT'S ALL YOU, TORY.
TORY "WILD WOMAN" BELL?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BACK!
HI! HI, HEY,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH UP LATER.
TONY? MARIO?
COVER'S BLOWN. SHE'S RUNNING.
[TORY] EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
WHAT'S WRONG, MANHATTAN?
JERSEY TOO ROUGH FOR YOU NOW?
OUT FOR A DAY OF BEAUTY, DONNA?
GIRL'S GOTTA LOOK HER BEST.
NOW BACK OFF ME, BELL.
ALL OF YOU.
I KNOW MY RIGHTS.
YOU CAN'T HASSLE ME LIKE THIS.
I'M A CLASSY LADY IN THESE PARTS.
[GALE CHUCKLES]
YOU'RE RIGHT, DONNA. I'M SORRY.
WE JUST GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES SOMETIMES.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER LEFT, TOR.
OH, COUSIN BONES IS TEXTING.
ACCORDING TO BONES, SHE'S HEADING EAST ONTO ASHMORE.
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
MIKEY MUSCLES, HOW'S IT HANGING?
LIZZIE THE LEGS.
SHAVED, MOISTURIZED, AND READY FOR ACTION.
LIZ, I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH UP, BUT THIS REALLY IS--
FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING BACK.
WHAT THE FRONT-DOOR IS THAT ALL ABOUT, HUH?
I MISSED YOU, GIRL.
I-- SECOND, I THOUGHT
YOU GOT OUT OF THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT.
SHE THOUGHT SHE DID TOO,
BUT WE PULLED HER BACK IN. WELL, I'M GLAD.
LIZ, I GOT A GREAT TEACHING JOB THERE.
SO, WHAT, YOU WENT TO MANHATTAN, THAT'S IT?
IT'S ONLY THROUGH THE HOLLAND TUNNEL.
I GUESS IT'S ALSO KIND OF A DIFFERENT WORLD.
IT IS TO SOME PEOPLE.
LIZ, I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T CALL.
I-- I MEANT TO, IT'S JUST THAT I--
YOU GOT ALL CAUGHT UP IN YOUR NEW GUY.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
BUT YOU CAN'T FORGET YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.
I KNOW. SO...
HOW DOES IT ALL WORK, TORY?
I MEAN, BIG BANKER AND A BOUNTY HUNTER?
YEAH, HOW DOES THAT WORK?
IT WORKS FINE.
I'M NOT A BOUNTY HUNTER ANYMORE.
THIS IS JUST KIND OF A ONE-OFF.
OH. OKAY, WELL...
I HOPE THIS WHOLE VISIT ISN'T JUST A ONE-OFF.
IT'D BE NICE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AGAIN.
FOR SURE.
LATER, MIKEY-BOY.
OVER AND OUT, LEGS.
[MAN] SMILE!
I GET WHY YOU DON'T WANNA HANG OUT WITH ME.
SINCE I'M YOUR SMOKIN' HOT EX-BOYFRIEND.
HA-HA, VERY FUNNY.
THANK YOU.
TORY, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
ON THIS SIDE OF THE BRIDGE WHO STILL CARE ABOUT YOU.
YOU MIGHT WANNA THINK ABOUT THAT
WHILE YOU'RE SO BUSY PLANNING YOUR NEW LIFE.
WORKED LIKE A CHARM.
[LOCATER BEEPS]
GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IF HE'S IN THERE, THAT SERVICE DOOR IS HIS ACCESS POINT.
NO FUGITIVE EVER WANTS TO BE TOO FAR AWAY
FROM HIS VEHICLE.
GALE, WATCH THE FRONT ENTRANCE.
I'M GONNA TAKE THE EAST EXIT.
THE TWO OF YOU STAY TOGETHER.
COULD BE A TRAP.
GO.
[MIKE STRAINS]
REALLY?
OKAY.
THAT WORKS TOO.
THEY'RE HERE.
LEOPOLD?
THAT GIRL IS MINE.
YOU GOT IT, BOSS.
YOU HUNGRY?
[VOICE] TORY?
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, I USED THAT APP I SHOWED YOU--
MIKE, 12 O'CLOCK!
ALL RIGHT.
DID THE BEAR JUST EXPLODE?
WHO'S THIS GUY?
THIS?
UH...
DAD, JAMES.
JAMES, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
HOW IS HE?
DELICIOUS AND FINE.
IT WAS JUST A BUMP.
THANKS FOR THE HOUSE CALL, LIZ.
IT'S NICE HAVING A NURSE IN YOUR CONTACTS, ISN'T IT?
YEAH.
LIZ, I'M-- I'M SORRY
I LET SO MUCH TIME PASS BETWEEN US.
YOU WERE ALWAYS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND.
I STILL AM.
YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A TEST DRIVE SOMETIME.
YOU GOT IT.
SO, ASIDE FROM MR. DELICIOUS,
WHAT'S SO GREAT IN MANHATTAN?
UH, WELL, IN MANHATTAN,
I-- I CAN BE...TORY.
YOU KNOW, IN TRENTON, EVERYONE SEES ME AS TORNADO.
IT'S LIKE THIS ROLE I FELL INTO THAT NEVER ENDS.
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BEING A BOUNTY HUNTER.
NO, I DO. I DID.
BUT, NO, I LIKE THE...
OTHER PARTS OF ME.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I MET JAMES,
THAT'S ALL HE SAW.
JUST THE OTHER PARTS OF ME, AND IT FELT GREAT.
THE GUYS HERE, THEY JUST--
JUST SEES ME AS ONE OF THE GUYS.
ONE GUY DIDN'T.
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS I WANTED AN OPTION OTHER THAN
MIKEY MUSCLES.
I UNDERSTAND.
ALL RIGHT, HOUSE CALL'S OVER.
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. ALL RIGHT.
THANKS AGAIN.
OKAY, I JUST NEED
TO MAKE A FEW LITTLE ADJUSTMENTS.
WHAT'S SHE DOING WITH REDNECK SANTA?
I JUST WANT THE PLACE TO LOOK NICE.
HONEY, I WORKED FOR HOURS GETTING IT JUST RIGHT.
OKAY. OKAY, THIS STUFF CANNOT BE IN THE HOUSE.
WHAT'RE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT?
HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE...
FAMILY BUSINESS.
YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM WE'RE BOUNTY HUNTERS?
IT, UH, NEVER CAME UP.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S JUST,
JAMES IS NOT JUST ANOTHER BOYFRIEND.
HE'S FROM A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD.
MOM, YOU KNOW, YOU GOOGLED HIM.
TORNADO RENEE BELL.
YOU CAN'T HIDE YOURSELF.
SHE'S NOT HIDING HERSELF.
SHE'S HIDING US.
I'M NOT HIDING YOU.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I DO, IT'S JUST, WELL,
THIS WOULD BE A BIT OF A SHOCK FOR JAMES.
I JUST NEED TO EASE HIM INTO IT.
PLEASE.
PLEASE HELP ME. JUST PLAY ALONG.
OKAY, HONEY, OKAY.
HOW?
JUST ACT... NORMAL.
CAN DO.
WE GOT YOUR BACK, TOR.
CONSIDER IT DONE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NORMAL?
WELL, LET'S START WITH PUTTING THE GIRLS AWAY.
WELL, I'LL TRY, BUT THE GIRLS AREN'T EXACTLY SHY.
OKAY, MA, NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
GOT IT.
OKAY, UH...
DADDY?
DO YOU HAVE ANY...
SLEEVES? [GASPS]
AIN'T DOING IT.
DO IT. DONE.
USE MINE. ANYTHING ELSE, SWEETIE?
[JAMES MOANS]
ACT FANCY.
ACT FANCY!
CRACKER?
CHEESE?
FOOTRUB?
UM...
SWEETIE?
OH, THANK GOD.
AH, I THOUGHT I WAS...
DID THAT CHEESE COME OUT OF A CAN?
HONEY, I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.
YOU REALLY HIT YOUR HEAD HARD.
OW, I DID? YEAH.
MOM. DAD.
COUSIN BONES.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND.
JAMES BALLANTINE.
CHARMED. ENCHANTE.
OH, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.
OH, VERY FESTIVE TREE.
AND CROSSBOW.
I KNOW, RIGHT? THAT WAS A WEDDING GIFT.
MY DEAR.
AW, DON'T MIND IF I DO.
LIBATION?
YOU KNOW, I THINK JAMES SHOULD REST SOME MORE.
NO NO NO, REALLY, I'M FINE.
SO, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS PART OF NEW JERSEY.
IT'S VERY-- [ELECTRICITY SIZZLES]
OH!
IS THAT A WEAPON?
NAH, IT'S JUST A STUN-GUN.
FOR A LITTLE PEACE OF MIND, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
CRIMINALS ALWAYS COME TO THE NICE SIDE OF TOWN TO STEAL.
RIGHT, OF COURSE.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
NOT TO WORRY, THAT'S JUST MY POLICE SCANNER.
COMPUTER GAME THAT I PLAY NONSTOP.
THAT'S WHY IT'S ALWAYS ON.
OH, YOU'RE A GAMER?
AT WORK, I HAVE EXCEL TETRA.
[BONES] NO WAY, WHICH VERSION?
FIVE.
[WOMEN CHUCKLE]
WOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
SEE, WE'RE ALL GETTING ALONG SO WELL.
YES WE ARE, MRS. BELL,
AND I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CAME HERE
TO SPEAK TO MR. BELL.
ME? YES.
I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ME.
AND THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN DATING TORY FOR VERY LONG.
SO YOUR MIND MUST BE FILLED WITH QUESTIONS.
WHO IS THIS MAN?
WHAT DOES HE STAND FOR?
WHERE IS HE FROM?
WELL, HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS.
MY NAME IS JAMES OSWALD BALLANTINE THE THIRD.
FANCY. MOM.
I COME FROM THE UPPER EAST SIDE OF MANHATTAN.
AND I STAND FOR
WHATEVER MAKES TORY HAPPY.
OH MY.
I KNOW YOU FEEL PROTECTIVE.
PROTECTIVE? YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T
SEEN MY GIRL CHOKE SOMEONE OUT.
UP. CHOKE SOMEONE UP.
WITH EMOTION.
TORY'S GOT A LOT OF HEART.
A CRAZY AMOUNT.
OH, I KNOW.
AND THAT'S WHY THE REAL REASON
I CAME HERE TODAY, MR. BELL, WAS
TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION
TO PROPOSE TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
[MOM GASPS]
WHAT'D I MISS?
TORY'S GETTING MARRIED!
SOME RING YOU GOT HER.
WELL, SHE'S WORTH IT.
WELL, I DIDN'T UNSCREW THE GOOD STUFF FOR NOTHING.
LET'S CELEBRATE!
I SAY WE TAKE THIS PARTY TO BOCCINO'S.
HONEY, YOU WERE BANNED FROM THERE.
OH YEAH.
BOCCINO'S SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT DON'T WE HAVE WORK TO DO?
SERIOUS WORK?
TORY, YOU GOTTA CELEBRATE TONIGHT.
THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED.
BUT... I DON'T HAVE CLOTHES FOR BOCCINO'S.
OF COURSE SHE DOES.
BUT... I NEED, UM,
BOCCINO'S IS KIND OF A DIVE.
OH, YOUR FAVORITE BAR IS SUDDENLY A DIVE.
A DIVE BAR, REALLY?
GOOD, 'CAUSE I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SICK I AM OF CRISTAL.
[THEY LAUGH]
I KNOW, I KNOW,
YOU AND ME BOTH, RIGHT?
WHAT IS THAT?
MA, HELP ME GET DRESSED.
OKAY.
SO YOU LIKE THE RING?
HELLO, JERSEY.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
I PICKED OUT ALL YOUR FAVES.
SO MANY CHOICES.
AND SO LITTLE TIME.
HELP WITH YOUR HAIR?
OH, NOT TONIGHT, MA.
I KNOW IT'S NOT QUITE YOUR STYLE.
ME, I'D SAY IT NEEDS MORE GOLD.
BUT IT'S NICE.
THANKS, MA.
FOR TRYING SO HARD WITH JAMES.
YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, TORY.
A NEW LIFE. MANHATTAN.
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE MY LITTLE GIRL.
AND I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
BUT I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
THANKS, MA.
TORY, IF YOU WANNA GO BACK TO NEW YORK WITH JAMES,
WE GET IT.
BETWEEN US AND MIKE, WE CAN HANDLE MANUCCI.
NO, I PUT MANUCCI AWAY THE FIRST TIME.
HE'S BACK BECAUSE OF ME.
AND I'M GONNA PUT HIM AWAY THE SECOND TIME TOO.
LIKE IT OR NOT,
YOU'RE A BELL.
OKAY...
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS]
OH MY GOD!
TORY, THAT'S LIKE THE TAJ MAHAL IN ROCK.
UH, JAMES, THIS IS NURSE STONEBROOK.
BUT I'VE KNOWN HER MY ENTIRELY LIFE AS LIZZIE THE LEGS.
YOU CAN USE ELIZABETH IF IT FEELS BETTER TO YOU.
UH, NO WAY, I MUCH PREFER
"LIZZIE THE LEGS."
OH MY GOD, HE'S SO CUTE.
I COULD JUST...
MIKEY MUSCLES, WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?
I JUST MISSED THE BIG MOMENT.
I COULDN'T MISS THE CELEBRATION.
MIKE. YEAH, TORY.
DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. EXES ARE LIKE THAT.
AND BY EXES,
I JUST MEANT...
I'M GONNA STOP NOW.
DO YOU NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM?
NO. YES, YOU DO.
YOU DATED HIM?
YOUNG AND DUMB.
WELL, HOW LONG DID YOU GUYS GO OUT?
OH, I WOULDN'T EVEN CALL IT GOING OUT.
IT WAS OVER BEFORE IT BEGAN.
HE USED TO WORK FOR MY DAD,
AND... YOU KNOW.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
TORY, WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS IS YOUR DAD IN?
I MEAN, WHEN YOU MENTIONED THAT YOUR FATHER WAS A BUSINESSMAN,
I KIND OF PICTURED-- JAMES.
I WANT TO EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU.
AND I WILL, BUT IT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED,
AND I JUST WANNA DO IT AT THE RIGHT TIME.
HONEY, CAN WE PLEASE JUST
CELEBRATE TONIGHT?
YES.
HI.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, TORY.
I FIGURED YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT MIKE.
I WAS GOING TO, BUT THIS THING CAME UP.
PLUS, MIKE AND I ARE DONE. IT'S OVER.
IF YOU SAY SO.
COME ON, THERE'S A COAT GIRL.
OH, NO NO. IT'S FINE.
I THINK I'LL KEEP IT ON.
COME ON, TORY, YOU GOTTA MOVE.
COME ON, BELL, DANCE.
YOU LOOK GORGE!
NOW YOU'RE TALKING!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN TORY?
SINCE JUNIOR HIGH.
YOU?
TEN MONTHS.
DUDE DOESN'T WASTE ANY TIME.
WELL, WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'S MEANT TO BE.
WHAT'RE YOU DRINKING?
UH, WELL, UH,
I THINK CHAMPAGNE IS APPROPRIATE.
CAN I GET A CHAMPAGNE FOR MY FRIEND, AND A--
SHOT AND A BEER CHASER, MIKE?
HOW'D YOU GUESS?
ACTUALLY, FORGET THE CHAMPAGNE.
I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING.
A SHOT AND A BEER.
CHASER.
OH, LOOKS LIKE YOUR EX AND YOUR MAN ARE GETTING ALONG.
OH SHOOT.
HELP ME.
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
UH, WELL, WE...
LOOK FOR COMPANIES THAT ARE IN TROUBLE,
AND WE ACQUIRE THEM.
SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE IN THE SAME BUSINESS,
EXCEPT WE FIND PEOPLE IN TROUBLE, AND WE--
OKAY, STOP BEING SUCH GUYS
AND GET YOUR BUTTS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
AH, I'M WAITING ON A SHOT.
AND A BEER CHASER.
FINE, I'LL GO EASY ON YOU
'CAUSE IT'S YOUR FIRST NIGHT TONIGHT.
MUSCLES, DON'T MAKE ME PLAY HARD.
YOU WIN, LEGS.
HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
POOKIE, HI!
HI. HI.
WOO.
NICE WORK TODAY.
YOU TOO.
OKAY, SHOULD WE TALK?
ABOUT WHAT?
WELL-- THREE YEARS LATER,
YOU'RE ENGAGED. NOW YOU WANNA TALK?
YOU KNOW WHEN I WANTED TO TALK?
BEFORE YOU DITCHED ME AND LEFT TOWN.
I KNOW I DIDN'T HANDLE IT WELL.
BUT MIKE, IT WASN'T ANYTHING YOU DID.
IT WAS ME. WOW.
THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HEAR THAT.
WHAT?
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.
I USE THAT LINE A FEW TIMES MYSELF.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
HEY. HEY.
I HAVEN'T DANCED IN QUITE A WHILE.
OH, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
NO, TOR, I'M INSPIRED.
AW.
[WOMEN LAUGH] HEY, TORY!
YOU UP FOR A SHOT AND A BEER CHASER?
IT'S PRETTY GOOD!
SURE!
COME ON, FUTURE MRS. DELICIOUS.
LET'S TOAST. YOU SNAGGED A GOOD ONE.
I KNOW. JAMES IS AMAZING.
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO CELEBRATE WITH MIKE HERE.
OH, COME ON, YOU CAN'T EXPECT MIKEY TO BE HAPPY TONIGHT.
HE'S BEEN HUNG UP ON YOU FOR YEARS.
HE'LL GET OVER IT. YEARS?
HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND SINCE YOU LEFT.
A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT, YOU DO THE MATH.
BUT HE'LL GET OVER YOU.
IF YOU LET HIM.
OOH! PARTY.
I KNOW YOU THINK I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I THINK.
AND I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-- DON'T TELL ME
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OKAY, MIKE, LET'S NOT MAKE THIS
ANY MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT ALREADY IS.
DIFFICULT? FOR YOU OR THE GUY YOU LEFT BEHIND?
TORY.
WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS
I LOVE YOU.
LOVED.
PAST TENSE, RIGHT?
PAST, PRESENT.
FUTURE.
I'M ENGAGED.
♪ [HOUSE MUSIC]
YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME.
YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE DANCER.
COME ON!
I WANNA SEE SOME MORE MOVES.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH THOSE?
OH, JUST REMINISCING.
OUR SHORE LIVES ARE REALLY CRAZY.
BUT FUN.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS IN KEY WEST?
DO I REMEMBER IT? THAT WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
WE NABBED TOMMY FRANKLIN.
DEWEY BEACH.
WHEN HAWK AND GALE COLLARED COLE HARPER.
WASN'T THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU USED A STUN GUN?
YEP.
DO YOU THINK I CAN BE A NORMAL WIFE?
WITH A NORMAL FAMILY?
I THINK YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANNA BE, TOR.
WE ALL DO.
MIKE CALLED. HE GOT A TIP.
MANUCCI'LL BE AT THE CLIFF STREET LOT TONIGHT.
WHERE THEY SELL CHRISTMAS TREES?
YEP. LET'S ROLL.
COME ON, LET'S STAKE IT OUT.
MAYBE SOMEDAY, HONEY.
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
THEY WENT OUT.
OUT? WHERE?
TO THE CHRISTMAS TREE LOT.
IN CASE AUNTIE GOT SICK OF HERS.
OH, WELL, SHOULDN'T WE HAVE GONE WITH THEM?
I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE HELP PICK OUT THE TREE?
I'D PREFER TO STAY HERE IN CASE THE PHONE RINGS.
OH. YOU'RE THE DESK GUY.
EXACTLY. BESIDES,
MIKE IS WITH THEM, AND HE CAN HELP THEM WITH THE TREE.
MIKE IS WITH THEM?
YEAH, HE'S A PRETTY STRONG GUY.
[CLEARS THROAT]
YOU KNOW, I'M A...
DESK GUY, TOO.
AND, UH, SOMETIMES I GET REALLY SICK OF IT.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
DON'T YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD JUST SAY,
"SCREW THE RULES" AND FOLLOW YOUR PASSION?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
LET'S GO.
LET'S GO CHOP DOWN A TREE.
YES!
COME ON!
♪ O CHRISTMAS TREE O CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ MUCH PLEASURE DOTH THOU BRING THEE ♪
♪ FOR EVERY YEAR THE CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ SHINES THROUGH ALL SO BRIGHTLY ♪
♪ O CHRISTMAS TREE O CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ MUCH PLEASURE DOTH--
TORY! HEY!
JAMES!
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, SWEETHEART?
JAMES AND I AREN'T DESK GUYS.
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
A LITTLE, I'M SORRY.
WE BOTH WANTED TO HELP PICK OUT THE TREE.
SHH! HUH?
I MEAN, I... HONEY,
I-- I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU
WITH WHAT WILL BE OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS TREE
TO HANG MY CRYSTAL ANGEL ON.
OH, WELL, A FAMILY
SHOULD PICK OUT THEIR TREE TOGETHER.
WHERE DO WE START? SHH!
DADDY, WHERE DO WE START?
WELL, GALE'S GONNA WAIT BY THE CAR.
TO MAKE SURE THAT IT KEEPS RUNNING.
YEAH, AND-- AND...
TORY AND MIKE, UH, WHY DON'T YOU
CHECK AROUND THAT TRAILER.
SEE IF YOU'LL FIND ANYONE.
BONES AND JAMES.
TAKE THE FAR, FAR, FAR EAST END OF THE LOT.
FAR. GREAT TREES THERE.
WOW, SO YOU TAKE YOUR TREE-SHOPPING SERIOUSLY.
I DO.
DEADLY SERIOUS.
NOW GO.
BE CAREFUL.
IT'S A TREE LOT IN TRENTON, TORY.
NOT THE BLACK FOREST-- SHH!
I LOVE YOU.
MIKE, IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,
I'VE GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR JAMES.
WILL YOU HELP ME?
REALLY?
YOU'RE REALLY ASKING IF I'LL HELP
PROTECT YOUR FIANCEE?
SURE.
JUST YOUR PARTNER.
MANUCCI'S HERE, FOR SURE.
OKAY, YOU GET HIM.
I'LL LOOK FOR MANUCCI.
[CHUCKLES]
NOW, I'M ALMOST SAD TO SEE THIS END, BELL.
ALMOST.
GOODBYE.
WHAT WAS THAT? SOUND LIKE A .38!
YEAH, RIGHT.
GET OFF OF ME, YOU LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY!
COME ON!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
[MEN GRUNT]
[TORY SHOUTS]
I GOT THIS, BOSS, I GOT THIS.
I DIDN'T MANHATTAN SOCIALITES COULD FIGHT LIKE THIS.
I'M NOT A MANHATTAN SOCIALITE.
YET.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
TORY? JAMES, GET DOWN!
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A GUN?
BECAUSE I'M--
A BOUNTY HUNTER-- GET DOWN!
A WHAT? A WHAT?
NO, TORY! JAMES! J--
DADDY, DADDY, ARE YOU OKAY?
GO WITH MIKE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT JAMES INTO THIS.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
HE'S THE ONE THAT POKED HIS HEAD OUT FROM BEHIND THE TREE.
MIKE.
SERIOUSLY, WHO HEARS GUNSHOTS AND POKES THEIR HEAD OUT?
MIKE!
[CAR HORN BLARES]
SERIOUSLY, DON'T MOST PEOPLE HIT THE DECK?
LOOK, HE'S NOT ONE OF US, OKAY?
OKAY, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.
[CAR HORN BLARES]
"HEY, BAD GUY WITH A GUN,
I'M OVER HERE, SHOOT ME."
PSSH, PSSH! "OUCH!"
[JAMES GRUNTS]
[CAR HORN BLARES]
DAMN IT!
[MANUCCI CHUCKLES]
THIS IS MY FAULT.
HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
LISTEN TO ME.
WE'RE GONNA GET HIM BACK FOR YOU, OKAY?
YOU'RE GONNA GET MARRIED, AND IT'S ALL GONNA BE GOOD.
OKAY?
THANKS.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA HURT HIM.
IT'S YOU THEY WANT.
WOW, THANKS.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. NO NO NO, REALLY.
THANKS, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GOOD NOW.
MANUCCI'S GONNA LAY DOWN LOW LIKE THE RAT THAT HE IS.
BUT WITH A HOSTAGE, HE'S GONNA NEED A SOLID BASE.
IF THE TRACKING DEVICE IS STILL IN BIG DONNA'S POCKET,
I CAN TRY TO REACTIVATE IT.
GOOD THINKING.
HEY GUYS!
OOH, LOOK WHO SNAGGED END-OF-THE-SHIFT DONUTS!
ANY TAKERS?
EVERYONE OKAY?
MANUCCI GOT JAMES.
OH SNAP.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH THAT BOY MUST BE FREAKING OUT?
I MEAN, THAT DUDE'S SCARY.
I'M SHUTTING UP NOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, DAD.
IF JAMES GETS HURT--
THE TORY I KNOW KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
SHE KNOWS HOW TO CATCH A CRIMINAL.
AND PROBABLY SAVE HER FIANCEE TOO.
YOU GOT HIM ONCE, TORY. YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN.
COME ON, BELLS, THINK.
OH MY.
WHAT IS IT, TORY?
WHITE RHINESTONE HEELS.
FACIAL WAX.
EXTENSIONS, SPRAY TAN.
PROM?
WHITE GLITTERY GAZEBO.
OH MY GOD.
A JERSEY WEDDING.
BIG DONNA'S GETTING MARRIED.
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING.
'CAUSE BIG DONNA'S...
BIG.
WHAT WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IS--
WHERE. THAT'S WHERE WE'LL GET MANUCCI AND JAMES.
WELL, I KNOW THE LOCATION. IT'S AT THE WAREHOUSE.
I SAW THE GAZEBO THERE. NOBODY MOVES A GAZEBO ONCE IT'S BUILT.
BUT WHEN IS THE WEDDING?
WHEN DID SHE GET A SPRAY-TAN?
UH, TWO DAYS AGO?
A SPRAY-TAN GOES STREAKY IN...
72 HOURS.
IT'S TOMORROW.
BONES, SEE IF YOU CAN FIND PLANS ON THE WAREHOUSE.
[PHONE VIBRATES] I NEED POINTS OF ENTRY. PASSAGEWAYS.
UNDERGROUND, EVERYTHING.
OKAY.
WHAT IS IT, TORY?
OUR INVITATION.
I NEED A DONUT.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, DONNA.
THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
HUH?
MEANS A LOT THAT YOU CAME BACK TO JERSEY FOR THIS.
I WANTED AT LEAST ONE FAMILY MEMBER AT MY WEDDING,
AND EVERYONE ELSE IS--
DEAD. DEAD.
[BOTH] OR IN PRISON.
LOOK, I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR ANYTHING.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOU SEE YOUR LITTLE SISTER GET MARRIED.
NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU KNOW, BUT I KNOW THIS ISN'T EXACTLY HOW
YOU PICTURED YOUR WEDDING DAY
BUT I CAN'T RISK BEING SEEN--
I KNOW, BEING SEEN IN PUBLIC.
I KNOW.
DO YOU THINK WE WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER IF WE'D GONE STRAIGHT?
NO. NO WAY.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
[BOTH LAUGH]
NOW REMEMBER.
THIS IS MY DAY, OKAY?
NO FUNNY STUFF.
NO GUNS. NO BUSINESS.
YOU THINK I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO MESS WITH A GIRL'S WEDDING?
EVEN I'M AFRAID OF THAT.
[PEOPLE CHATTER]
IS THE PERIMETER SECURE?
EAST END SECURE. SOUTH SECURE.
BONES, ANY BUILDING PLANS?
WORKING ON IT. WORK FASTER.
YOU'RE SEXY WHEN YOU'RE BOSSY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. GREAT TO SEE YOU!
SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
OH. IT IS MY HONOR, MY FRIEND.
IT IS MY HONOR, HUH?
LOOK AT YOU, WHO LET YOU IN?
TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
WHAT HAS HE GOT THAT I DON'T GOT?
HUH? SHARE THE WEALTH.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THEY'RE HERE.
GOOD, GLAD THEY COULD MAKE IT.
TRY THE SHRIMP.
DEFINITELY.
WHERE IS THE SHRIMP?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESCUE HIM
IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS?
WAIT A SEC.
YOU'RE GONNA CALL HIM?
I'M GONNA TRACK WHERE HE WAS.
OBVIOUSLY MANUCCI TOOK HIS PHONE.
BUT IF WE CAN FIND IT,
JAMES'LL BE NEARBY.
[PHONE BEEPS]
THIS DOES IT FOR YOU?
MM-HMM!
HE'S CLOSE. BLACKHAWK, YOU SEE WHERE JAMES IS?
GREAT. THEY'RE AT THE WEST CORNER.
I CAN'T TELL WHICH ROOM.
HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
CHECK OUT THE CROWD.
WHAT IS IT?
HO HO HO, AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO THE BELL FAMILY!
[HAWK] ALL OF THESE GUYS HAVE
OUTSTANDING BOUNTIES ON THEM!
OH MY.
YEAH, I'M A HAPPY GUY. YEAH.
[DAD] BOBBY LACE. $20,000!
STICKS CRISMAREK? $30,000?
OH, IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT,
THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY BOUNTIFUL
CHRISTMAS FOR THE BELLS.
OKAY, FINE, BUT STAY FOCUSED HERE.
JAMES FIRST.
MANUCCI SECOND.
THEN YOU GUYS CAN HAVE YOUR
HOLIDAY SHOPPING SPREE.
ROGER THAT. BANSHEE ONE.
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE EAST EXIT.
NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST.
♪ [ORGAN PLAYS]
SHOULD'VE BEEN IN HERE.
THEY HAD HIM HERE.
THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER CONCEALED SPACE CLOSE BY.
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D BE DUMB ENOUGH
TO LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE?
I'M INSULTED.
[GUNSHOTS]
[CROWD SHOUTS]
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
PARDON ME.
IT'S JUST A SMALL CALIBER.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, HUH? OH BOY.
I TOLD HIM NO FUNNY STUFF AT MY WEDDING.
MY BROTHER'S A DEAD MAN.
HE'S HEADED THAT WAY!
FIND JAMES, I GOT THIS!
AAH!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SORRY, EXIT'S CLOSED.
STICK AROUND. IT'S ALMOST CAKE TIME.
HOW'S THE SHRIMP? YUMMY?
[MANUCCI GROANS]
AAH!
IT'S BEEN FUN!
[MANUCCI MOANS] FREEZE!
IT'S OVER, MANUCCI.
YEAH, BELL.
IT FINALLY IS OVER.
[MANUCCI WHISTLES]
[MANUCCI LAUGHS]
LET HIM GO.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BELL.
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, PRINCE CHARMING OVER HERE,
HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO CAUGHT ME.
AND SENT ME AWAY FOR SIX YEARS.
WHAT ARE YOU PROPOSING?
I LET HIM GO.
AND YOU, WELL...
YOU COME WITH ME.
TORY, OR WHOEVER YOU ACTUALLY ARE,
DON'T.
[MANUCCI LAUGHS]
YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD BELL, HUH?
CHIN UP.
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
JUST TRY AND STAY CALM.
PLEASE, "CALM" IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
OR "SORT OF CALM."
THREE FINGERS, DUCK.
WHAT?
[TORY GROANS]
TORY? BABY?
TORY, YOU OKAY?
OKAY, JAMES, STAY RIGHT HERE.
NO NO NO. DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE!
NO, TORY!
OPEN THE DOOR!
DO IT!
[MANUCCI SCREAMS]
SHE'S GOOD.
SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
SHE'S A BELL.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
ESCAPED CONVICT WITH A NEW ATTEMPTED MURDER CHARGE.
HE'S NOT GONNA SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU'RE AMAZING, TORY.
BUT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT.
I DO.
BUT YOU CAN TELL ME ANYWAY.
I COULD TELL YOU.
I COULD STAND HERE AND TELL YOU ALL DAY
THAT EVERY TIME I SEE YOU OR TALK TO YOU,
IT'S AS EXCITING AS THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU.
HOW I LOVE WATCHING YOU FIGHT.
BUT I ALSO LOVE WATCHING YOU
WALK AND TALK AND JUST BE.
BUT THERE'S ANOTHER GUY WHO WANTS TO DO THAT.
A GREAT GUY.
WHO CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD LIFE.
THE NEW LIFE YOU WANTED SO MUCH.
LIZZY KEEPS TELLING ME HOW YOU'VE CHANGED.
SHE'S RIGHT.
THERE IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU NOW.
I'M EVEN MORE HANDSOME?
WHAT CHANGED, TORY, IS YOU.
YOU LEFT AND I REALIZED YOU NEEDED MORE THAN JUST
MIKE MUSCLES, ALTHOUGH HE WAS FINE.
IN YOUR EYES.
SO I TOOK SOME COURSES AT COLLEGE.
I'M PRE-LAW NOW.
GET OUT! WORD OF HONOR.
LOSING YOU CHANGED ME.
SO MAYBE THE NEXT
BEAUTIFUL, SMART, MOTIVATED BUTT-KICKER
THAT WALKS INTO MY LIFE WILL HAVE A REASON.
TO STAY.
YOUR GUY'S WAITING.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
MY HERO.
YOU OKAY?
UH-HUH.
SO, CRAZY, BUT I THOUGHT
YOU MEETING MY FAMILY WAS THE BIG HURDLE.
I SHOULD'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU.
NO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER
WHAT ELSE WASN'T TRUE, TORY?
YOUR NAME IS TORY, RIGHT?
I'M SORRY.
IF I WAS JUST HONEST WITH YOU,
I KNOW NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT.
WELL, THAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENED BEFORE
ON THE SLOPES OF CHAMONIX.
YOU WOULD'VE NEVER BEEN ZAPPED.
THAT WAS A FIRST.
KIDNAPPED?
DITTO.
BUT IT WAS KIND OF A RUSH.
I JUST WISH YOU'D GIVEN ME A CHANCE TO LOVE THE REAL YOU.
BECAUSE...
THE WOMAN I MET IN NEW YORK
AND THE WOMAN I MET HERE...
THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY AMAZING.
SO NOW THAT ALL THREE OF US HAVE MET,
CAN WE TRY AGAIN?
A BIG PART OF ME
WANTS TO SAY YES.
BUT THESE LAST FEW DAYS,
I'VE LEARNED
AN EVEN BIGGER PART OF ME REALIZED
I'M STILL A BOUNTY-HUNTING,
CRIMINAL-COLLARING,
OCCASIONAL ANIMAL-PRINT-WEARING
JERSEY GIRL.
[SIGHS]
WELL, I'M GONNA MISS YOU, JERSEY GIRL.
BELL? WHAT THE--
WELCOME BACK TO JERSEY.
[GALE] OKAY, ATTENTION, ATTENTION.
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
WELCOME HOME TO MY GIRL.
WE LOVE YOU, AND WE MISSED YOU,
AND WE ARE SO HAPPY
THAT YOU ARE HOME, I CAN'T TELL YOU.
AND BECAUSE YOU AND MIKEY WORK SO WELL TOGETHER,
I WAS THINKING, ME AND MY BANSHEE
COULD TAKE SOME TIME OFF
AND GO ON THAT HONEYMOON WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT'RE YOU SAYING?
FOLLOW ME.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
AWW.
CRAZY MAN. WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT.
AH. [GALE GASPS]
OH!
WHOA!
YOU--
DADDY, YOU ARE SO ROMANTIC.
OH, IT'S THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT
I EVER GOT.
I'D LOVE TO RIDE WITH MY GUY.
HO HO HO!
OOH! FANCY.
LOOK AT YOU TWO.
MUST BE WORKING SOME KIND OF MAGIC.
I KNOW A TRICK OR TWO.
I WANTED TO DROP OFF MY FAMOUS--
COOKIES?! LIZ'S CHRISTMAS COOKIES?
HOT, SWEET, AND STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN.
WHOA, SAVE SOME. YEAH, RIGHT.
SO, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT
YOU STAYING IN JERSEY?
THERE'S NOWHERE I'D RATHER BE.
AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU GUYS!
♪ SNOW IS FALLING ♪
♪ ON THE GROUND ♪
♪ WIND IS BLOWIN' ♪
♪ AND ALL AROUND ♪
♪ BUT EVER SINCE YOU ♪
♪ CAME TO TOWN ♪
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ EVERY DAY ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE GIFT THAT ♪
♪ KEEPS GIVING ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE SONG THAT ♪
♪ KEEPS ME SINGING ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I HAVE YOU ♪
♪ NEXT TO ME ♪
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ EVERY DAY ♪
[SANTA] HO HO HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
♪ WHEN I JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ I DO A FIST PUMP ♪
♪ PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ♪
♪ WHEN I JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ I FIST PUMP MAKES ME JUMP ♪
♪ SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE A CHUMP ♪
♪ IN THE SLEIGH WAY UP HIGH ♪
♪ DELIVERIN' PRESENTS CHRISTMASTIME ♪
♪ IT'S COLD TEMP DROPS BELOW ZERO ♪
♪ POLAR BEAR CLUB GOT MY SPEEDO ♪
♪ ME AND PHELPS NICE AND SLOW ♪
♪ WITH MY JINGLE BELLS ALL READY TO GO ♪
♪ MAKE IT SNOW MAKE IT POUR ♪
♪ LET ME PUMP MY FIST SOME MORE ♪
♪ SANTA PLAY IT, MAKE IT BLOW ♪
♪ MILK AND COOKIES PUMP AND GO ♪
♪ GOING CRAZY CUT ME LOOSE ♪
♪ PRESENTS HERE FOR ME AND YOU ♪
♪ CATCH MY BREATH AND PUMP TO THE BEAT ♪
♪ WITH SANTA CLAUS NEXT TO ME ♪
♪ I DO A FIST PUMP PUMP ♪
♪ PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ♪
♪ AND I JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ I DO A FIST PUMP PUMP ♪
♪ PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ♪
♪ AND I JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
♪ JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ♪
THAT'S A WRAP FOR CHRISTMAS BOUNTY.
[APPLAUSE]